Curse

What Now Homie · Jul 05, 2005, 04:57 AM // 04:57

So yeah, we all have seen something strange, heard something stupid, so post it!

Ok well today i ran in to the local HEB to get a couple bags of ice on my way to baseball. As I'm passing these two older ladies (I would guess around 50), I hear one of them ask the other; "Are these apples or potatoes?". I couldnt help but look. CLEARLY, in huge bold letters on the bag, it said
FRESH RED POTATOES. In my mind I was laughing so hard.

Well, that was my strange occurance for today... how bout yall?

d4nowar · Jul 05, 2005, 06:28 AM // 06:28

I was actually doing the stupid thing in this occasion: My uncle was over for our 4th of July festivities and he needed some dental floss. The first thing that came from my mouth was, "What, do you have something stuck in your teeth?"

Yeah...

Spartan2 · Jul 05, 2005, 06:41 AM // 06:41

Um, mine was tonight: professional pyrotechnics firing projectile fireworks at unsafe distances vlose to my neighborhood

They were close enough that I was hit by cold ash or whatever was leftover from them and my hearing was in a constant state of ringing... This not only scared me because of how loud and close they were, it also pissed me off.

EchoSex · Jul 05, 2005, 07:22 AM // 07:22

Easy one, but my gal is gonna hate me for saying it :P I was watching Trading Spouses on the couch with her one night *It's actauly quiet amusing* and we were talking about this one lady who was a WITCH. She was one of these PETA/Vegan "Your the devil if you eat anything that comes from an animal" kinda people who try to recruit everyone and wont see past her own opinion (She would've been better if she just didnt try to recruit people. Thats what drove me nuts about her.)

So me and my gal are talking and she goes "It's not like she doesn't use stuff from animals, so she can't really talk. I mean, she said she ate fish, which is an animal, and she drinks milk, which is from a cow, and she wears cotten, which is from a sheep."

I tried my best to keep a straight face at her but she suddenly realized what she just said and broke out laughing histericly with me. Poor girl- she was tired and she lives with an idiot (points to himself). She couldn't help herself :P

Fanta · Jul 05, 2005, 08:22 AM // 08:22

im pumping gas at the gas station. some dude in a really ugly riced out civic pulls up then starts to talk to me when im checking the fluids in my car *i drive an acura integra.* So he looks at my engine and says "did you do a motor swap? why would you downgrade your acura motor and put a honda motor in there?" i wanted to slap the guy, but instead i politely told him that Honda was the manufacturer of Acura.

Sekkira · Jul 05, 2005, 11:19 AM // 11:19

http://www.australianbettaforums.com...pic.php?t=7664 XD look at the post of the ads

What Now Homie · Jul 06, 2005, 01:28 AM // 01:28

roflmao at echosex

keep em coming! they have all been amusing so far

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · Jul 06, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05

I hope no1 finds this story offensive

Ok so I'm drivin my 20 year old sister home (her car is in the shop) and shes all happy and in a good mood because she did good on a test. Shes singin and smilin and waving to ppl. Well we were about 5 min away from our house when she sees a blind person walkin down the sidewalk (she knows the guy and knows hes blind) and of course shes stupid enough to wave to him.
I stare at her and say " Do you realize you jus waved at a blind person? You wonder why he dint wave bak? What are you gonna do next, scream HEY to a def person?"

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Then there was last New Years. I happen to be shooting fireworks in a parking lot with my friends, and we got a little bored. So we started seeing how long we could hold the fireworks then throw them b4 they blew our hands off. Well one of my stupid friends lights one up and the wick burns up faster tahn usual. He freaks out and tosses it into the very best place, a pile of thrown out christmas trees... It was like Christmas gone to hell, the pine trees exploded on fire at once. One of my firends literally was knocked back on the gorund by the intense heat.

EchoSex · Jul 06, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

I hope no1 finds this story offensive

Ok so I'm drivin my 20 year old sister home (her car is in the shop) and shes all happy and in a good mood because she did good on a test. Shes singin and smilin and waving to ppl. Well we were about 5 min away from our house when she sees a blind person walkin down the sidewalk (she knows the guy and knows hes blind) and of course shes stupid enough to wave to him.
I stare at her and say " Do you realize you jus waved at a blind person? You wonder why he dint wave bak? What are you gonna do next, scream HEY to a def person?"

__________________________________________________ _______________

Then there was last New Years. I happen to be shooting fireworks in a parking lot with my friends, and we got a little bored. So we started seeing how long we could hold the fireworks then throw them b4 they blew our hands off. Well one of my stupid friends lights one up and the wick burns up faster tahn usual. He freaks out and tosses it into the very best place, a pile of thrown out christmas trees... It was like Christmas gone to hell, the pine trees exploded on fire at once. One of my firends literally was knocked back on the gorund by the intense heat.

LMAO that reminds me of a Mitch Hedburg joke. "I used to wave to random poeple, which was kinda dangerous. Cause what if you waved to a guy with no hands? That would seem kind of kocky. That woudl be like saying 'Hey look what I got mofo. These things are usefull. I'm gonna go pick up stuff.'"

What Now Homie · Jul 06, 2005, 05:13 AM // 05:13

LMAO at your 2nd story Moa, thats pretty funny (and a lil scary!)

Shadowdaemon · Jul 06, 2005, 06:15 PM // 18:15

ive got a couple, i used to work in Meijer(dept store) and a guy cam in that was a quadraplegic, and he drove his wheelchair thing with his chin, after about 15 minutes of figuring out what he needed in the hardware department, i got it down and held it out to him, of course he just looks at me, and i say, "what, dont you want it no more?" after a few seconds i realized the problem and was extremely embarrassed and i apologized and put it on his litle tray thing

another dumb thing i did was on GW, my first char was a necro, and in the arena in ascalon i would be fighting warriors all the time, they would use war crys, and i thought they were taunting my team, so i would talk back, after i made a warrior i realized how incredibly stupid i was